Note...

It has come to my attention

that people have been publicly giving sermons

about how I live my life.

I do have to tell you dear sirs and madams...

YOU DO NOT KNOW THE WHOLE STORY.

SO STOP BEING SUCH A KNOW-IT-ALL.

Though I appreciate your concern about my welfare,

I do have a head on my shoulders and I know how to live my life.

Yes, I have made quite a number of mistakes in my life,

But damn I liked making those mistakes!

It makes me feel real and human.

So here's to you:

Though I may be sharing what you THINK is my WHOLE LIFE,

I am actually just telling you a MINUTE PART OF IT.

As I said before...

If a face can launch I thousand ships,

I would fill the f@ck!ng seas coz I have a f@ck!ing million faces.

And with that..

I end this.

Oh, and I'm starting on something I've always wanted to do,

So I'm pretty much out of the circulation this sembreak.

Cheers!