Bored...

I got it from someone sa friendster...

Naaliw lang akong sagutan.

About Me:

1. Real name - Joan Macrise C. Corrado
2. Birthday - June 14, 1989
3. Status - in love with life!
4. Zodiac Sign - Gemini
5. Religion - Roman Catholic
6. Elementary - School of the Holy Spirit of Quezon City
8. High school - School of the Holy Spirit of Quezon City
9. College - San Beda College
10. Hair color - Black
11. Eye color- Black
13. Course- International Business and Entrepreneurial Management
14. Race- Asian, Pacific Islander
15. Are you a Health Freak - No.
16. Body type - obese.
17. Height- 5'4"
18. Skin Complexion- Morena
19. Piercings - ears
20. Tattoos - none
21. Righty or Lefty - Righty
22. First Surgery - None yet.
23. Favourite Movie - The Godfather Trilogy
24. First Best Friend - Mama Bear
25. First award- First Honorable Mention in Nursery
26. Favourite Sport- Karate
27. Favourite Player - Therese Suva
28. First Pet - dog
29. Favourite Magazine- Curve, Cosmopolitan
30. Favourite Color - orange
31. Favourite Subject- Theology and ARTAP
32. Favoutite Artists/Band -Eminem
33. Favourite Song- Exceptional
34. Favourite Food- Pasta ni mama
35. Favourite Hangout- sa kanto, bahay
36. Favourite Shows- WWE, The Simpsons, The L Word
37. Favourite Candy- Fruitella
38. Favourite Game- Zuma, Text Twist, Counter Strike
39. Obsession- beauty in all kinds of places
40. Favourite Shoes- CMG, Celine and Converse Chucks
41. Shoe Size- 7-9, depending on what kind of shoe
43. Favourite NBA Team- Sacramento Kings- just because I win every time I use them in NBA Live
44. Favourite Reality Show- American Idol
45. Favourite Artist- Al Pacino
46. Favourite Actress- myself. haha.
47. Favourite Chocolate- Choco Mucho and Dark Chocolate
48. Favourite Book- Harry Potter. Oh yes.
49. Brand of Clothes- clothes from 168 and those that I have made.
50. Favourite Superhero- photoshop saves my ass every time. haha.

Weather...

Damn the weather.

Stormy or fair, friends should always be there.

I know I'm no fair-weathered friend.

But I realize I have quite a number of them.

So...

TO ALL MY FAIR-WEATHERED FRIENDS:

I have been there for you ever since.

I have been with you in your triumphs.

I have been with you in your failures.

I have been with you in your joy.

I have been with you in your pain.

You confide with me your secrets.

You confide with me your fears.

You confide with me your everything.

And I swear them all to secrecy.

I am not asking for any recognition.

Or anything in return.

All I am asking for...

Is be a true friend, nothing more.

More often than not, I feel neglected, taken for granted.

The underdog of the group, though I'm heftier in size.

And that just isn't right.

I AM NOT SOMEONE YOU STEP ON.

I AM NOT SOMEONE YOU NEGLECT.

I AM NOT SOMEONE YOU TAKE FOR GRANTED.

In truth, you need me more thatn I need you.

But I don't want to lose the friendship.

I care for you too much.

So please,

I hope you get to read this.

And may there be some kind of intervention.

So that you start to know how I'm feeling.

But if all else fails,

And your thick heads won't get it,

I'll say this to you...

MY FAIR-WEATHERED FRIENDS:

SCREW YOU!!!

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whew.

Retribution...

I swear.

Revenge is the only thing in my mind right now.

DAMNIT.

HOW DARE YOU.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

YOU HAVE JUST GONE TO FAR.

The INTERNET is MINE.

It is MY PLACE FOR SOLACE.

So you have no right of censoring whatever the hell I post here.

I am not afraid if people will see what I post.

That's the point of posting it on the net.

DUH.

Because there is NOTHING WRONG with what I post.

And don't tell me that you care.

If you care, you'd talk to me straight.

And not drag it out.

And I have the right to get mad at people.

You can't dictate my emotions.

AND I AM NOT GOING WAYWARD.

I'M A FRICKIN ANGEL.

NO VICES.

WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU WANT?

And my so-called lovelife is none of your business.

If you were taught to be an elitist bitchy snob, then be that way.

But I am not.

So back off.

You have no say on who I like.

Whether he is rich or poor, smart or stupid.

Or I might not like boys... I might be into girls for all you know.

Whatever.

And I have gone through more bullshit than you have ever imagined.

So don't you DARE do this shit to me again.

Coz I swear you WILL get it.

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Oh, and read my other post.

I AM NOT PROMISCUOUS.

BEEYOTCH.

Provocation...

I am provovocative.

But not promiscuous.

Why say that?

Last night, a friend tinkered with something in me.

I couldnt get it off me.

Well now I want to say to everyone the real reason why.

I have three reasons why I am like this.

1. It's my image. I'd rather be the provocative, confident, close to obnoxious but fun to be with fat girl than just the fat girl. It's more interesting.

2. It's my wall. The guys know I can make jokes about things that oither girls can't, but they also know they can't touch me. I prefer that than being quiet but easy. Yes, I tease... but I will always be a prude. Spending 12 years in the convent with a blue castle taught me that.

3. This is how I hide my insecurities. Yes. I am very insecure. Let's just not even go there.

And besides, I'd rather be provocative than promiscuous.